Cognitive Coup

I’ve was browsing through some articles on Drudge. Now I hate Barack Obama and his stupid face! The first article quotes him as saying:

“In previous terrorist attacks — for example, the first attack against the World Trade Center — we were able to arrest those responsible, put them on trial,” he told ABC. “They are currently in U.S. prisons, incapacitated.”

Ya. That’ll prove their guilty. Put them on trial, nice one retard! The second article isn’t must better:

Obama said the government can crack down on terrorists “within the constraints of our Constitution.” He mentioned the indefinite detention of Guantanamo Bay detainees, contrasting their treatment with the prosecution of the 1993 World Trade Center bombings.

Oh look at the cute little retarded kid reading the dusty old Constitution. McCain on the other hand isn’t going to let the terrorists destroy our way of life and protect what the American people value – by holding detainees indefinitely in a controversial prison regardless of what they’ve done. McCain understands that Arabs must be locked up indefinitely because they’re Arab. All Arab people are terrorists and therefore trials are simply a waste of time.

McCain’s logical approach is well put in the first article:

“The individuals we hold at Guantanamo are very, very dangerous people,” Scheunemann said. “To give them full access to the federal courts and the criminal justice system is fraught with danger, moving forward, and likely to make America less safe, unlike Senator Obama’s claim of supporting the decision that it made America safer.”

See guys! It’s fraught with danger and will made America less safe! Just like when they prosecuted my cousin for raping that four year old! Bitch shouldn’t been running around naked if you ask me.

The Supreme Court ruling on habeas corpus and detainees says they have a right to challenge their detention in U.S. civil courts. It’s a ruling that McCain called “one of the worst decisions in history.” And it is. How are we going to make our country safer when we’re prosecuting those who commit crimes against our nation and subsequently jailing the guilty? What if they don’t get convicted? Then we’ll have terrorists everywhere! With the liberal courts not understanding the dangers Arab people pose we’ll be forced to let detainees go if we don’t have evidence against them. It’s a travesty!

Maybe Obama should just go back to Illinois and become a statistic. Isn’t there a 40oz somewhere with his name on it?